Tattooed Ladies Form Up a Line Beginning Here Where My Drool Starts…

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Aaaaaaan there she is. Kat Von D baby. Drink her in.

What is it about these tattoo-laden chicks that gets me a goin’ in all different directions? Most of them sexual directions (pffft!  of course!) but what about the rest of the connotations they leave behind?  That dark-girl quality?  That cry-for-help quality?  That wounded-soul quality?  That exciting-chick quality?  WHAT?!?  I DON’T KNOW!  Buuuut imma gonna found out baby.  Even if it takes a whole month of self-psycho analysis and an internet full of weekend-warrior psycho therapists.  Hey!  You have YOUR information sources, I have mine.

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Just lost my shit. For real.

You know, I think I’d better figure this out soon because I may actually cause serious physical harm to someone to gain the attention of one of these fine specimens of feminine sculpted artwork.  But perhaps the reason is much simpler than I may be letting on.

I do believe that the righteous paladin in me wants to come to her rescue because these inked-out pictograph-ical girls scream for a male saviour to come and sweep them off their feet.  And perhaps deeper than that, it may be the constant reminder that these eye-catching, face-punching tats give off are saying that these girls are to be handled with care at all times?  A sort, non-verbal slap in the face that seems to say “hey you!  I’ve had enough shit in my life and these tats are the proof baby so get over here and take my hand in life!  AND BE NICE TO ME!”

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OMG stop! Alrighty then! A cold shower it is!

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I knew this girl with a crazy personal style once.  She wasn’t ugly, but not shit-hot either and her hair was blue with a crazy hairstyle.  She had dimples, which made her simply ‘cute’ in my mind but again, no one I would cross the street for.  And, she too, had tattoos in many different places on her person.  Despite the aforementioned non-attraction, I spent a lot of time thinking about her and analyzing the shit out of her, which is something that a Journalist can’t help.

The thing is, she had something in common with many of the girls you see on this post: the, “I will not be ignored” quality.  You see, in every place on her body that she could have looked normal at, she chose to be adverse, whether it be colour or style or even demeanour.  It was this aversion to conformance that certainly appeared to perpetrate desperation, or perhaps, a sort-of last call for the male persuasion – a kind of, “okay guys, this is it.  Take notice or my garden gate is gonna start swinging the other way.”  I mean of course, her final push in the realm of heterosexuality and a real contemplation for lesbianism.  Is that still a word?  Meh, I’m so 80s still.  This is the theory anyways.  And whether or not this stick-my-neck-out-there speculation has ANY basis in theoretical psychology is dubious – at best.  But the signposts certainly seem to point in that direction don’t they?  Or do they?

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Please remove your hands young lady. Okay! Thanks!

Now, if you believe in this theory or not it would be nice to hear some other peoples’ thoughts.  Keep it clean and civilized cause hey, if it ain’t I’ll just delete your comments so be nice but be honest as well as intelligent with your answers.

 

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